Flower Knight Girl Launches Today

Flower Knight Girl Launches Today

Montreal – April 14th 2016 – Nutaku.com, an online gaming portal featuring premium web-based games, announced that they will be launching Flower Knight Girl today–just one day before US Federal Income taxes are due.

“We would like to advise American gamers that even an extremely fun and addictive game like Flower Knight Girl is not worth the risk of debtors prison,” a spokesperson pretending to work for the United States Internal Revenue Service commented. “And look, prison isn’t as much of a hoot as it seems on television or whatever. There’s no wi-fi, for starters.” When asked for other reasons gamers would want to avoid prison, the pretend IRS spokesperson claimed to be drawing a blank, and insisted that he “blew [his] load on the first example.”

Flower Knight Girl, an enchanting RPG that places you in the Kingdom of the Spring Garden as Grandmaster of the Flower Knight Girls, is sure to be a major distraction this week, and will likely have many gamers hiding from the police as they work to save the Kingdom from horrific beasts.

“I mean, if I get arrested, these bad guys are going to take over the Kingdom,” said Alex Nichols, an avid gamer and less-than-avid taxpayer who is currently on the run from the IRS for tax evasion. “Once I’ve got all of my Floral Defenders ready for battle, then I’ll probably turn myself in. Probably.”

When asked for comment, a spokesperson for Nutaku.com stated, “We heartily encourage our American fans to pay their taxes before starting Flower Knight Girl, but we’re Canadian, so we aren’t really that invested.”

<a href="http://www.gamingcypher.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Flower-Knight-Girl-Logo-Gaming-Cypher.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter wp-image-49820 size-large" src="http://www.gamingcypher.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Flower-Knight-Girl-Logo-Gaming-Cypher-800x440.jpg" alt="Flower Knight Girl Launches Today" width="" height="340" /></a> <strong>Montreal</strong> - April 14th 2016 - <strong><a href="http://www.prdb.biz/mail-url-track.php?prdb=ZmE2OWI4ODVmYjYzMmY3Zg==&amp;id=MTIwMDgtUFJJRDE1MDA=" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer">Nutaku.com</a></strong>, an online gaming portal featuring premium web-based games, announced that they will be launching <em><strong>Flower Knight Girl</strong></em> today--just one day before US Federal Income taxes are due. "We would like to advise American gamers that even an extremely fun and addictive game like <em><strong>Flower Knight Girl</strong></em> is not worth the risk of debtors prison," a spokesperson pretending to work for the United States Internal Revenue Service commented. "And look, prison isn't as much of a hoot as it seems on television or whatever. There's no wi-fi, for starters." When asked for other reasons gamers would want to avoid prison, the pretend IRS spokesperson claimed to be drawing a blank, and insisted that he "blew [his] load on the first example." <em><strong>Flower Knight Girl</strong></em>, an enchanting RPG that places you in the Kingdom of the Spring Garden as Grandmaster of the Flower Knight Girls, is sure to be a major distraction this week, and will likely have many gamers hiding from the police as they work to save the Kingdom from horrific beasts. "I mean, if I get arrested, these bad guys are going to take over the Kingdom," said Alex Nichols, an avid gamer and less-than-avid taxpayer who is currently on the run from the IRS for tax evasion. "Once I've got all of my Floral Defenders ready for battle, then I'll probably turn myself in. Probably." When asked for comment, a spokesperson for Nutaku.com stated, "We heartily encourage our American fans to pay their taxes before starting <em><strong>Flower Knight Girl</strong></em>, but we're Canadian, so we aren't really that invested." &nbsp; <h2><em>Flower Knight Girl</em> Key Features</h2> <ul> <li>Over 80 Flower Knight girls to add to your party, each with their own unique artwork   and voice acting.</li> <li>Extended campaign quests exploring a detailed fantasy world.</li> <li>Hundreds of items to discover and equip.</li> <li>Weekly event quests offering one-off collectible characters.</li> <li>A special turbo accounting program that will get your 1040 forms filled out for you lickity split! (well, ok... maybe not - but we could always add that later)</li> </ul> &nbsp; Related: <a href="http://www.gamingcypher.com/flower-knight-girl-latest-video-springs-action/" target="_blank"><strong>Flower Knight Girl Latest Video Springs into Action</strong></a>

Flower Knight Girl Key Features

  • Over 80 Flower Knight girls to add to your party, each with their own unique artwork   and voice acting.
  • Extended campaign quests exploring a detailed fantasy world.
  • Hundreds of items to discover and equip.
  • Weekly event quests offering one-off collectible characters.
  • A special turbo accounting program that will get your 1040 forms filled out for you lickity split! (well, ok… maybe not – but we could always add that later)

Here is the Flower Knight Girl video:

You can download Flower Knight Girl for PC right now on the official website.

Related: Flower Knight Girl Latest Video Springs into Action