MUWAHAHA! 88 HEROES DELAYED BECAUSE… OF ME, DR.H8!
WHAT!? YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF ME?
Ah yes, you thought it was a joyful day when you woke up this morning, what you thought would be the supposed launch day of 88 Heroes? Due to recent advancements in my 88-bit scramble-bot, I have thwarted the launch of the game that boasts eighty-eight unique and utterly irrelevant crime fighters. I have demolished the source code for 88 Heroes, flinging the pieces across the Earth! With my relentless attempts to stop the horde of heroes at every step of the way, who knows when the game will launch! If I have my way, it won’t be for another 88 eons!!
Here is the 88 Heroes Announcement Video:
Grief-stricken? Aww, that’s cute – why don’t you visit the official site at 88heroes.com to see what might’ve been and shed your social tears on Twitter. Get ready for the end of the world, you insignificant gaming peons! MUWAHAHA!